Conspiracy Corner: Microsoft Lawyer Sues Apple
A lawsuit has been filed against Apple, alleging that its iPod causes damage to hearing. Now forgeting about the idea that not knowing loud music causes hearing damage is akin to not knowing that a lot of McDonald’s food causes weight gain, The Unofficial Apple Weblog has a great conspiracy theory for everyone to fawn on: The lawyer suing Apple is Steve W. Berman, who is on retainer with Microsoft.
Of course, Microsoft has roughly 800,000,000 lawyers, so it’d be hard to find one who isn’t on retainer.