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Grand Theft Auto 4 Preview

Something Awful has posted a hilarious “preview” of Grand Theft Auto 4, the sure-to-be-hot-selling title that will release on the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 late next year. There’s some great stuff in there, but the gem has to be the spot on mocking of GTA missions:

Chapter Two - “Pain In The Glass”

Billingsley: Not bad, that pizza stunt should knock the Bitboys out of commission for good. By now you’ve probably heard that we’re the biggest dealers of illegal stained glass in Maeba Prime, right? Well I need you to take this incredibly slow and dilapidated hovertruck full of very fragile stained glass in a clockwise lap around the entire city and then bring it back here. If there’s a single scratch on that glass you will fail. Also, you will be escorting three robots who tend to run in separate directions from each other and knock into pretty anything they see, including your hovertruck full of fragile stained glass. If one of them wanders more than one block away from you, you will fail. If the cops see the large print on the side of the hovertruck that reads “ILLEGAL CARGO” and pull you over or touch your vehicle, you fail.

(via Digg)

September 13th, 2006 Posted by Nathan Weinberg | Xbox 360, Xbox, Humor, General | no comments



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